Dollar Store Dollar ($DSD)

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Supply: Approximately 1,000,000,000,000 (± a few)

Tax: 1.5% (for the vending machine fund)

Utility: Can be used to buy things that cost exactly $1.00

Backing: The hopes and dreams of bargain hunters everywhere

$1,337.42 (Updated: Never)

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