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The Beige Paper

Dollar Store Dollar ($DSD) Whitepaper

Executive Summary

We made a cryptocurrency. It's called Dollar Store Dollar. We think it's worth about a dollar. Maybe less. Probably less.

Introduction

In these uncertain economic times, we at Dollar Store Dollar believe that people need a cryptocurrency that reflects their actual financial situation. That's why we created $DSD - a token that's worth almost nothing, just like most people's savings accounts.

"budget cuts"

As you can see from the above diagram, our budget has been cut. This is actually good for investors because it means we're not wasting money on things like "marketing" or "development" or "basic competence."

Is this legal?

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Tokenomics (We Think)

STUFF

THINGS

OTHER

As you can see from our professional pie chart (drawn in crayon), our tokenomics are very simple:

STUFF - This is where most of the tokens go. We're not sure what "stuff" means, but it sounds important.
THINGS - These are different from stuff. We think.
OTHER - This is for miscellaneous expenses like coffee and existential dread.

Supply Details

Total Supply: 1,000,000,000,000 tokens (± a few)

Circulating Supply: We lost count

Burned Tokens: None (we're not that organized)

Locked Tokens: Some are stuck in a wallet we forgot the password to

Tax Structure

We charge a 1.5% tax on all transactions. This goes directly to our vending machine fund. The vending machine is broken, but we're optimistic.

This is not financial advice

This is definitely not financial advice

Seriously, don't invest in this

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UTILITY???

We're still working on this part.

Check back in 2027.

Maybe.

Contact Information:

Email: whitepaper@dollarstoredollar.fake

Phone: 1-800-WHY-BOTHER

Address: 123 Fake Street, Nowhere, USA

Website: www.dollarstoredollar.com (it's broken)